Airplane lusting and menopausal horror

Philosophical thots

Art needs friends, girls need sardines

Another totally normal summer bucket list

Spring crushes and slop squelching

spider rain, protein counts, and endless suffering

Yucky spooky lobster groundhogs

Brothers, Basil! Brothers!

Imaginative Depression

Wine-tasting rats and the ever-present Salesforce cage

Mommy issues

Near, far, wherever you are