The devil wears Prada, the lord drinks Slurpees

Christian gas station snacks I would sell if I was evil....

May 18 • Jamie McCormick

Sex, drugs, and meticulous record keeping

Everything I read in April 🧛🏻‍♀️⛪️🤢📬🍎📚

May 3 • Jamie McCormick

April 2026

What's going on in the eel pit??

The only pit update that matters

Apr 19 • Jamie McCormick

Justin Trudeau was at Coachella

And a repost!

Apr 12 • Jamie McCormick

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Making monsters, monitoring mothers

Everything I read in March 🛏️ 🐇🦬🗽

Apr 5 • Jamie McCormick

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March 2026

ORD of the flies

Everything I could have been doing instead of waiting for flight delays

Mar 29 • Jamie McCormick

People pleasing, necromancy, and erotic Jell-O

Everything I read in February + a Wuthering Heights review

Mar 8 • Jamie McCormick

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Justin Trudeau's Oscar campaign, and the first president of the moon

A prophecy from The Oracle of Orléans

Mar 1 • Jamie McCormick

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February 2026

Repost: Wine-tasting rats and the ever-present Salesforce cage

🐀🍷

Feb 8 • Jamie McCormick

Negative effects of technology, trauma, and Tyra Banks

Everything I read in January 🥀💾 ✏️🕵️‍♀️📸

Feb 1 • Jamie McCormick

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January 2026

If you knew me in 2016, no you didn't

This is me...then. This is me...now

Jan 18 • Jamie McCormick

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New year, same airplane porn

My top shelf reads of 2025

Jan 11 • Jamie McCormick

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