Impromptu Lube Review
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I know, I know, I know…
I’m supposed to be taking a break for National Novel Writing Month.
But did you really believe I could stay away?
Today, I’m slipping out of hiatus to review these flavored lubes from Mochi Melt.
A slight departure from your regularly scheduled programming, but stay with me!
Mochi Melt was kind enough to send me some products, which is simultaneously flattering and nerve-wracking.
Flattering because I’d love to support their brand.
Scary because my mom, dad, mother-in-law, and some colleagues read this Substack…
I write a lot about sexual health, but I very rarely share details about my actual sex life (at least not since the MailChimp days —shoutout to the real ones).
As you may have gleaned from past essays about trauma therapy, sex isn’t always easy for me.
Sometimes it’s downright impossible.
So, I have a soft spot for any company trying to make intimacy easier (or tastier).
This post is your reminder that sexual health is part of overall health, pleasure is important, and I love trying free stuff.
Here are five reasons why you should support Mochi Melt:
The product is edible and genuinely delicious. I’m not bullshitting you on this. I don’t know how they did it. There’s not even a hint of an aftertaste! You might as well be licking a honeydew!!! These have changed my entire perspective on what lube can be🍈
The branding is A+
From the packaging….
To the jokes….
I am a fan.
They care about elevating sexual experiences and breaking taboos. Check out this blog post from their website (and add a few items to cart while you’re there)
It’s female-founded and Toronto-based. I love this candid video about being an entrepreneur in the sexual wellness space. This is a must-watch 👇
ANYWAY.
I am back on hiatus now.
For real this time…
I’ll see y’all in December.